When someone is getting accused for something you...
greelin: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
eracist: I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
forlorn-onfire: a moment of silence for those people who actually think The Hangover movies are funny..
epic-humor: nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
loveisfeelingcomfortable: wickedlydeeper: sariandra: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr Being 30+ on Tumblr I’ve been waiting for this. Well damn! Way to make me feel old guys.
nappy-sol: ca-lb: thedingledodies: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum Shots fired.
egberts: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
epic-humor: warpedlamp: I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like.
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke